???

What is it about urinals that boys find so fascinating???

My boys will purposely "need to go" when we are near one,

whether they have just gone or not...

It may be cause I am "just a girl" - but what is so fascinating???

"My Life as a Rock Star"

I live the life of a rock star. It's true!

I have the wild hair and make-up with frequent costume changes.

Everywhere I go I have and entourage. People are constantly yelling my name. I look out into the crowd and they're actually crying for me, reaching for me.

I have no privacy. I'm watched when I shower, when I'm cooking, even when I use the restroom... for my own protection, I'm sure.

When I go places I must do so quickly before my fans get out of control and start a riot. Every night a different guy wants to sleep with me. Each of them seems genuinely hurt when I turn him away.

Occasionally I get dirty undergarments whirled at me with a whoop and a smile. It's even hard sometimes to walk through my own home without someone spotting me and trying to grab my legs or my clothing.

Oh, and don't forget about the stalkers! You know those crazed fans that follow you everywhere? Why, I can't even talk on the phone in the pantry without an eye or two peeping in at me.

Yes, it's true -- I live the life of a rock star. And this goes out to my three biggest fans -- Christian, Jakob and Isaac -- Thanks for making my debut so special!

Dedicated to all of my fellow Rock Stars out there... ROCK ON!!!

[adapted from an article in MomSense magazine by Melinda Coats]

Wordless Wednesday

More Camera Envy

My little camera takes good pictures...

Just not as good as my parents camera does!!!

~All pictures courtesy of our visit and walk at Champoeg State Park a few weeks ago~