SIlly things

In an effort to record the little things in life that I would never remember on my own:

Mom and I are doing a deep clean of my house. The landlord is going to be coming sometime in the next week and we are making the house "pretty". I was looking under the dishwasher because it sounded like it was leaking... to find that there is no leak, but there is something that causes me to roll on the floor laughing like crazy!

There, back in the corner, was a little "nest" of candy, crackers and other misc. food things... made by a little lost hampster at some point or another.

If I tell my boys about this, I will forever get the "maybe it was the hampster" excuse when I ask about some "missing" food... Oh dear.

Just Joking!

A joke told in the van on the way to the Doctors office on Sunday:

Jakob: Mommy, Grandma. I have a joke for you.
M&G: Ok, what is it?
J: What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
(Chris chimes in: Oh, No Jake! Not that one!!!)
M&G: Uuuhhh. We don't know, what?
J: Everybody can roast beef but no one can pee soup... (total look of anticipation on his face)
M&G: (laughing hysterically)
J: Was that funny?
M&G: (still can't answer, laughing too hard!)

Then both boys proceed to try to come up with similar jokes to make us laugh even more... which only ends in silliness and weird jokes.

Oh. Help.

After I sit down for a quick check on my computer this morning, this is what I walk into in my living room:

This is courtesty of my fabulously curious almost-2-year-old. Unfortunately, it isn't just juice or water or even coffee. It is Vapor Bath. Yes - soapy, smelly, slimy vapor bath all over my couch and floor, and I have NO IDEA how to even begin to clean up...

Pray for me. This is NOT a good start to my day.

Just a few...

... random pics, because I can!!!